friends only~*~*
pretentious fuck.
ist das nicht süß?
24 October 2009 @ 12:08 pm
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07 April 2009 @ 09:08 pm
Stranger: Hey =)
You: LADY GAGA?
Stranger: poker face
Stranger: poker face poker face poker face
You: OMG YOU ARE HER
You: OMG I LOVE YOUR MUSIC~
Stranger: actually I'm Kanye West
You: OMG
Stranger: I poke her face
Stranger: me Kid Cudi and Common
Stranger: dope track
You: IZ THAT THE BLONDE DYKE YOU DITCHED YO WOMAN FOR
Stranger: nah yo
Stranger: don't bring up the woman
You: oh good
You: ok ok sorry
Stranger: i only see her in my nightmares
Stranger: how did she get there?
Stranger: we were once a fairy tale
You: uhhhh
You: idk
Stranger: but that was fare well
You: good good
You: WAIT
You: WAIT WAIT
You: IF YOU WERE KANYE
Stranger: what?
You: WHY DONT YOU TYPE IN CAPS LOCK
Stranger: because, i'm not feeling hypebeast right now
You: o good
Stranger: i'm just chillin'
Stranger: plannin the louis v release
You: so why did you switch to autotune?
Stranger: i switched back dawg
You: i miss yo rap~
You: O GOOD
Stranger: check out some of my new songs
You: ILL GO BUY SOME LOUIS V NOW
Stranger: gifted with n.a.s.a.
You: ooooh
You: OH BY THE WAY
Stranger: i poke her face with kid cudi
Stranger: walkin on the moon with the-dream
You: WHEN IS YOUR PROMISED CRS PROJECT WITH LUPE AND PHARRELL COMING OUT
Stranger: flight school with t-pain
Stranger: that's on hold for a bit man
You: whuuut
Stranger: lupe's being stubborn
You: i can't wait
Stranger: he wants his album out first
You: lupEND CANT BE HIS LAST ALBUM
You: I'LL CRY
Stranger: it's not lupEND anymore man
You: WHUT
Stranger: i was looking forward to that, but he got a new concept
You: o good
You: what's it like, yeezy?
Stranger: it's called we are lasers now
You: isn't that his side project though
Stranger: nah that's his main thing, crs is his side project now
You: damn
You: i apparently live under a rock~
Stranger: other than that, I've just been cutting some tracks for dre and cudi
You: v nice
Stranger: btw im not actually kanye
Stranger: i'm lil wayne
You: WOAH
You: HOT DAMN
Stranger: weezy f baby and the f is for phenomenal
You: tha carter iii was ill
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: the studio's being a bitch about rebirth though
Stranger: they're telling me it won't sell
You: WHAT
Stranger: can you believe that shit?
You: WEEZY WILL ALWAYS SELL
Stranger: they're telling me
You: ~*BEST RAPPER ALIVE*~
Stranger: the best rapper alive
Stranger: that it won't sell
Stranger: that's some bullshit
You: DROP THEM AND FIND A BETTER LABEL
Stranger: i can't
Stranger: he's my daddy
You: yo daddy aint doin you any favors
Stranger: i know
Stranger: whatever though ima go sip on some sizzurp
Stranger: i'll holla at you later
You: bye weezy~
Stranger: bye stranger
Stranger: i'll rap about you
You: O TYSM~
Stranger: i might forget cause i'm so high right now that i could vomit on a comet
You: hot
You: it's ok
You: make a shoutout to...
You: uh
You: VINCE~
Stranger: like carter?
Stranger: like vince carter?
Stranger: we got the same last name man
You: like... vince of the shamwow commercials
Stranger: that shit cool
Stranger: oh
Stranger: him
You: ENDORSE THAT SHIT
Stranger: yeah we aint talkin anymore
Stranger: he slapped the shit outta one of my bitches
You: OJH
You: SHIT
You: SHE WAS YOURS
You: my bad weezy
Stranger: ah it's cool bro
Stranger: i think i found your son though
Stranger: search daytimejeff on youtube
Stranger: kid looks just like you
You: damn...
You: another kid?
You: fuq more child support
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: oh by the way
Stranger: i aint weezy
Stranger: im barack
You: OMG OBAMA?
Stranger: yes we can muhfugga
You: DAMN
You: I LOVE YO PRESIDENCY
Stranger: thanks son
Stranger: you vote for me?
You: I VOTED
You: I CALLED MY COUSIN LAFONDA AND KIESHA
You: THEY ALL VOTED
Stranger: oh shieeet
Stranger: they my cousins too
Stranger: they from alabama?
You: BLACK POWA MAN
Stranger: im half white
Stranger: son
You: HALF BLACK POWA
You: ALABAMA AND MISSISSIPPI~
Stranger: damn right
Stranger: oh
Stranger: by the way
Stranger: i aint barack
Stranger: im a horse
You: o
Stranger: im just kidding
Stranger: im not really a horse
Stranger: im a broom
You: WHAT
You: whatever
You: giggity giggity
Stranger: negged son
Stranger: rep trade?
You: say what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
05 April 2009 @ 07:57 pm
Stranger: HI
You: HI I'M VINCE
Stranger: ARE YOU A BORING PERSON
You: STOP HAVING A BRONG TUNA
Stranger: A WHAT?
You: STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE
You: BORING**
You: SORRY BB
Stranger: UR SXC
You: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
Stranger: I LIKE YOU
Stranger: HI IM SIMONE
You: HI SIMONE
Stranger: OH NUTS
Stranger: I LOVE NUTS !
Stranger: ESPECIALLY MACADEMIAN
You: ARE YOU THAT HOOKER I BEAT UP EARLIER?
Stranger: MAYBE
You: WOW
You: COOL
Stranger: DID YOU USE A HAMMER?
You: I'M 44
You: ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
Stranger: IM 69
You: YOU BIT MY TONGUE
You: WHORE
Stranger: IM SORRY
Stranger: IM A HUNGRY BITCH
Stranger: WE DONT GET ENOUGH MONEY
You: TRU THAT
You: OH WELL
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: SO
You: YOU LIKE ME BETTER THAN BILLY MAYS?
Stranger: I DONT REMEMBER BILLY MAYS
Stranger: BUT YOU'RE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE BABY ;)
You: TYSM
You: OMG YOU'RE THE BEST HOOKER EVER
Stranger: :D
You: I SHOULD'VE USED A SHAMWOW TO CLEAN UP YOUR WOUNDS BB
Stranger: THATS THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER TOLD ME :D
Stranger: OH DONT WORRY BBY
Stranger: I LOVED IT
Stranger: JSUT THE WAY IT WAS
You: HOT
You: BUT SRSLY WANNA BUY A SHAMWOW?
You: ONLY FIVE DOLLA
Stranger: LOL ILY
Stranger: BRB THO
Stranger: DONT GO PLS
Stranger: I LIKE YOU
You: O
You: ILL STAY
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: I'LL BE FAST
You: OK BB~
Stranger: K BACK
Stranger: DID YOU MIS ME
Stranger: I DID
You: I MISSED YOU SM
You: MORE THAN I MISS SELLING SLAPCHOPS
You: WHAT SHOULD I ENDORSE NEXT~
Stranger: MY BODY
You: ORLY
Stranger: YES RLY
Stranger: DO U LIEK IT?
You: STOP HAVING A BORING, CLEAN BODY
You: START LIVING AN STD FILLED LIFE~
You: I LOVE IT
You: SO I MUST ASK
You: ONTD?
Stranger: ONTD?
You: AW SHUCKS
You: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF US~
Stranger: AW TELL ME BBY PLS :(
Stranger: I CAN BE ONE OF YOU IF YOU LET ME !
You: IT'S AN LJ COMM
Stranger: OHH
You: YYYY
Stranger: YEAH IM LOST WHEN IT COMES TO LJ
You: O
You: WELL COME INTO THE LIGHT~**~
You: OHNOTHEYDIDNT IS AMAZING
Stranger: WHATS IT ABOUT
You: ITS ABOUT POP CULTURE~*~*~*~*
You: EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW
Stranger: ORLY
Stranger: LINK ME TO IT?
You: OK ONE SEC
You: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnothe
You: TRUST ME YOU WILL ~*LOVE*~ IT
You: MORE THAN YOU LOVE MY NUTS
Stranger: REALLY?!
Stranger: I DONT THINK THATS POOSSIBLE :(
You: YYY IT IS
You: THE COMMENTS WILL MAKE YOU LOL SO HARD THAT YOUR HOOKER BLOOD WILL GUSH
Stranger: OH
Stranger: THAT SOUDNS EXCITING
You: SAY, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM, INTERNET WISE?
Stranger: HM
Stranger: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: I WAS BORN IN NEOPETS
You: OMG M2 BB M2
Stranger: RLY?
Stranger: OMG SOULMATE
You: I HAD A FAIRY PAINTED SHOYRU
Stranger: I GREW UP THERE
You: IT WAS DA SHIIIIT
Stranger: LEARNED THE BASICS
You: M2 M2
Stranger: AND THEN MOVED OUT INTO THE INTERWEBS
You: ~*~*~*~*~*~*
Stranger: TO THE DARK DARK WORLDDD!
You: SCARYYY
You: WERE YOU A PART OF ANY GUILDS ON NEOPETS?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: MANY
Stranger: MANY MANY MANY
You: ORLY
You: HOW ABOUT IGG????
Stranger: UH
Stranger: NO I DOTN THINK SO SORRY LOL
You: FUUUUUU
Stranger: I WAS PART OF THE AVATAR CHAT WORLD :D
You: O
You: I WASNT LOL
You: TELL ME MOAR BB
Stranger: HM
Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I TELL YOU, LOVE
You: UHH IDK
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: NEOPETS WAS AWEOSME
Stranger: IT STILL ISS
Stranger: I STILL GO :D
Stranger: I WAS ONCE FAMOUS IN THE AVATARCHAT
You: I HAVEN'T BEEN ON SINCE .... 7TH GRADE
Stranger: OH WOW
Stranger: THATS SAD
You: DAMN THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Stranger: I STILL GO ON EVERYDAY LOL
You: LOLOLOL
Stranger: I GET TONS OF NEOMAILS
You: LOLOLOL
You: CONVERT TO LJ
You: IT'S COOLER~
Stranger: I DONT UNDERSTAND IT :(
You: IT'S ALL GOOD
You: JUST LURK AND READ POSTS ON COMMUNITIES
Stranger: I JUST LOOOK FOR ICONS
You: O IC IC
Stranger: I LIKE PLACES WHER EI CAN MEET PPL
You: UH DANG
Stranger: AND MAKE FRIENDS
You: ONTD IS HUGE
You: BUT YOU JUST START COMMENTING
Stranger: AND THEN AHVE SEX WITHTHEM
Stranger: MAYBE
You: WOAH THERE MY HOOKER
Stranger: WHAT
You: VINCE IS DISPLEASED WITH YOUR PROSTITUTION
You: I THOUGHT YOU ONLY SOLICITED SEX IN FLORIDA
Stranger: FLORIDA?
Stranger: OH NO BABY I GOT ALL AROUDN THE WORLD !!!
You: THAT'S WHERE I PICKED YOU UP GURLL
You: DAMN
You: WORLD CLASS HOOKER
Stranger: YOU DID?
Stranger: IT WAS FLORIDA?
Stranger: DAMMMNNNN
You: YEAH GURL
Stranger: I MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY WASTED
You: I BEAT YOU UP REALLL GOOD
You: I THINK I'M GOING TO JAIL OR SOME SHIIT
Stranger: OH NO BBY I'LL MISS YOU :(
You: ILL BE OUT SOON
You: SOONER THAN T.I.
You: AND I'LL REMAIN SEXY WHILE DOING SO~
Stranger: OH YES YOU WILL
You: TYSM
You: THE POPO ARE COMING TO GET ME
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: BYE MY MIAMI HOOKER
You: ILL MISS YOU BB~*~*
Stranger: BYEEEE LOVE
Stranger: I'LL MISS YOU TOO BBY
You: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS~
You: JUST REMEMBER THAT
Stranger: FOREVER AND EVER BABE
You: AND YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE
11 December 2008 @ 12:25 am
i didn't think it was possible, but andrew mcmahon is impossibly more beautiful and perfect in real life.
16 June 2008 @ 04:48 pm
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