pretentious fuck.

residentcynic_x @ 2009-12-17T18:30:00

2009-12-18T02:30:43Z

home.

residentcynic_x @ 2009-10-24T12:08:00

2009-10-24T19:08:40Z

love me, love me.

say that you love me.

residentcynic_x @ 2009-08-27T22:18:00

2009-08-28T05:19:05Z

so fucking busy.

residentcynic_x @ 2009-07-20T22:51:00

2009-07-21T03:51:48Z

FOR YOU RIKKI

2009-06-29T01:10:34Z

OH GURL.

SHOW ME SOME GQMF

OR FOR YOUR PLEASURE, SOME GQZQ.

GO.

residentcynic_x @ 2009-05-29T20:59:00

2009-05-30T02:00:06Z

lacroix filed for bankruptcy?

brb shaking and crying.

residentcynic_x @ 2009-05-03T18:18:00

2009-05-03T23:29:27Z

2.5 weeks -> graduation -> parties -> shanghai -> workworkwork -> L.A.

residentcynic_x @ 2009-04-07T21:08:00

2009-04-08T02:09:04Z

Stranger: Hey =)

You: LADY GAGA?

Stranger: poker face

Stranger: poker face poker face poker face

You: OMG YOU ARE HER

You: OMG I LOVE YOUR MUSIC~

Stranger: actually I'm Kanye West

You: OMG

Stranger: I poke her face

Stranger: me Kid Cudi and Common

Stranger: dope track

You: IZ THAT THE BLONDE DYKE YOU DITCHED YO WOMAN FOR

Stranger: nah yo

Stranger: don't bring up the woman

You: oh good

You: ok ok sorry

Stranger: i only see her in my nightmares

Stranger: how did she get there?

Stranger: we were once a fairy tale

You: uhhhh

You: idk

Stranger: but that was fare well

You: good good

You: WAIT

You: WAIT WAIT

You: IF YOU WERE KANYE

Stranger: what?

You: WHY DONT YOU TYPE IN CAPS LOCK

Stranger: because, i'm not feeling hypebeast right now

You: o good

Stranger: i'm just chillin'

Stranger: plannin the louis v release

You: so why did you switch to autotune?

Stranger: i switched back dawg

You: i miss yo rap~

You: O GOOD

Stranger: check out some of my new songs

You: ILL GO BUY SOME LOUIS V NOW

Stranger: gifted with n.a.s.a.

You: ooooh

You: OH BY THE WAY

Stranger: i poke her face with kid cudi

Stranger: walkin on the moon with the-dream

You: WHEN IS YOUR PROMISED CRS PROJECT WITH LUPE AND PHARRELL COMING OUT

Stranger: flight school with t-pain

Stranger: that's on hold for a bit man

You: whuuut

Stranger: lupe's being stubborn

You: i can't wait

Stranger: he wants his album out first

You: lupEND CANT BE HIS LAST ALBUM

You: I'LL CRY

Stranger: it's not lupEND anymore man

You: WHUT

Stranger: i was looking forward to that, but he got a new concept

You: o good

You: what's it like, yeezy?

Stranger: it's called we are lasers now

You: isn't that his side project though

Stranger: nah that's his main thing, crs is his side project now

You: damn

You: i apparently live under a rock~

Stranger: other than that, I've just been cutting some tracks for dre and cudi

You: v nice

Stranger: btw im not actually kanye

Stranger: i'm lil wayne

You: WOAH

You: HOT DAMN

Stranger: weezy f baby and the f is for phenomenal

You: tha carter iii was ill

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: the studio's being a bitch about rebirth though

Stranger: they're telling me it won't sell

You: WHAT

Stranger: can you believe that shit?

You: WEEZY WILL ALWAYS SELL

Stranger: they're telling me

You: ~*BEST RAPPER ALIVE*~

Stranger: the best rapper alive

Stranger: that it won't sell

Stranger: that's some bullshit

You: DROP THEM AND FIND A BETTER LABEL

Stranger: i can't

Stranger: he's my daddy

You: yo daddy aint doin you any favors

Stranger: i know

Stranger: whatever though ima go sip on some sizzurp

Stranger: i'll holla at you later

You: bye weezy~

Stranger: bye stranger

Stranger: i'll rap about you

You: O TYSM~

Stranger: i might forget cause i'm so high right now that i could vomit on a comet

You: hot

You: it's ok

You: make a shoutout to...

You: uh

You: VINCE~

Stranger: like carter?

Stranger: like vince carter?

Stranger: we got the same last name man

You: like... vince of the shamwow commercials

Stranger: that shit cool

Stranger: oh

Stranger: him

You: ENDORSE THAT SHIT

Stranger: yeah we aint talkin anymore

Stranger: he slapped the shit outta one of my bitches

You: OJH

You: SHIT

You: SHE WAS YOURS

You: my bad weezy

Stranger: ah it's cool bro

Stranger: i think i found your son though

Stranger: search daytimejeff on youtube

Stranger: kid looks just like you

You: damn...

You: another kid?

You: fuq more child support

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: oh by the way

Stranger: i aint weezy

Stranger: im barack

You: OMG OBAMA?

Stranger: yes we can muhfugga

You: DAMN

You: I LOVE YO PRESIDENCY

Stranger: thanks son

Stranger: you vote for me?

You: I VOTED

You: I CALLED MY COUSIN LAFONDA AND KIESHA

You: THEY ALL VOTED

Stranger: oh shieeet

Stranger: they my cousins too

Stranger: they from alabama?

You: BLACK POWA MAN

Stranger: im half white

Stranger: son

You: HALF BLACK POWA

You: ALABAMA AND MISSISSIPPI~

Stranger: damn right

Stranger: oh

Stranger: by the way

Stranger: i aint barack

Stranger: im a horse

You: o

Stranger: im just kidding

Stranger: im not really a horse

Stranger: im a broom

You: WHAT

You: whatever

You: giggity giggity

Stranger: negged son

Stranger: rep trade?

You: say what

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOLOL OMEGLE

2009-04-06T00:58:29Z

Stranger: HI

You: HI I'M VINCE

Stranger: ARE YOU A BORING PERSON

You: STOP HAVING A BRONG TUNA

Stranger: A WHAT?

You: STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE

You: BORING**

You: SORRY BB

Stranger: UR SXC

You: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS

Stranger: I LIKE YOU

Stranger: HI IM SIMONE

You: HI SIMONE

Stranger: OH NUTS

Stranger: I LOVE NUTS !

Stranger: ESPECIALLY MACADEMIAN

You: ARE YOU THAT HOOKER I BEAT UP EARLIER?

Stranger: MAYBE

You: WOW

You: COOL

Stranger: DID YOU USE A HAMMER?

You: I'M 44

You: ISN'T THAT CRAZY?

Stranger: IM 69

You: YOU BIT MY TONGUE

You: WHORE

Stranger: IM SORRY

Stranger: IM A HUNGRY BITCH

Stranger: WE DONT GET ENOUGH MONEY

You: TRU THAT

You: OH WELL

Stranger: YEAH

Stranger: SO

You: YOU LIKE ME BETTER THAN BILLY MAYS?

Stranger: I DONT REMEMBER BILLY MAYS

Stranger: BUT YOU'RE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE BABY ;)

You: TYSM

You: OMG YOU'RE THE BEST HOOKER EVER

Stranger: :D

You: I SHOULD'VE USED A SHAMWOW TO CLEAN UP YOUR WOUNDS BB

Stranger: THATS THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER TOLD ME :D

Stranger: OH DONT WORRY BBY

Stranger: I LOVED IT

Stranger: JSUT THE WAY IT WAS

You: HOT

You: BUT SRSLY WANNA BUY A SHAMWOW?

You: ONLY FIVE DOLLA

Stranger: LOL ILY

Stranger: BRB THO

Stranger: DONT GO PLS

Stranger: I LIKE YOU

You: O

You: ILL STAY

Stranger: YAY

Stranger: I'LL BE FAST

You: OK BB~

Stranger: K BACK

Stranger: DID YOU MIS ME

Stranger: I DID

You: I MISSED YOU SM

You: MORE THAN I MISS SELLING SLAPCHOPS

You: WHAT SHOULD I ENDORSE NEXT~

Stranger: MY BODY

You: ORLY

Stranger: YES RLY

Stranger: DO U LIEK IT?

You: STOP HAVING A BORING, CLEAN BODY

You: START LIVING AN STD FILLED LIFE~

You: I LOVE IT

You: SO I MUST ASK

You: ONTD?

Stranger: ONTD?

You: AW SHUCKS

You: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF US~

Stranger: AW TELL ME BBY PLS :(

Stranger: I CAN BE ONE OF YOU IF YOU LET ME !

You: IT'S AN LJ COMM

Stranger: OHH

You: YYYY

Stranger: YEAH IM LOST WHEN IT COMES TO LJ

You: O

You: WELL COME INTO THE LIGHT~**~

You: OHNOTHEYDIDNT IS AMAZING

Stranger: WHATS IT ABOUT

You: ITS ABOUT POP CULTURE~*~*~*~*

You: EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW

Stranger: ORLY

Stranger: LINK ME TO IT?

You: OK ONE SEC

You: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/

You: TRUST ME YOU WILL ~*LOVE*~ IT

You: MORE THAN YOU LOVE MY NUTS

Stranger: REALLY?!

Stranger: I DONT THINK THATS POOSSIBLE :(

You: YYY IT IS

You: THE COMMENTS WILL MAKE YOU LOL SO HARD THAT YOUR HOOKER BLOOD WILL GUSH

Stranger: OH

Stranger: THAT SOUDNS EXCITING

You: SAY, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM, INTERNET WISE?

Stranger: HM

Stranger: I DONT KNOW

Stranger: I WAS BORN IN NEOPETS

You: OMG M2 BB M2

Stranger: RLY?

Stranger: OMG SOULMATE

You: I HAD A FAIRY PAINTED SHOYRU

Stranger: I GREW UP THERE

You: IT WAS DA SHIIIIT

Stranger: LEARNED THE BASICS

You: M2 M2

Stranger: AND THEN MOVED OUT INTO THE INTERWEBS

You: ~*~*~*~*~*~*

Stranger: TO THE DARK DARK WORLDDD!

You: SCARYYY

You: WERE YOU A PART OF ANY GUILDS ON NEOPETS?

Stranger: YES

Stranger: MANY

Stranger: MANY MANY MANY

You: ORLY

You: HOW ABOUT IGG????

Stranger: UH

Stranger: NO I DOTN THINK SO SORRY LOL

You: FUUUUUU

Stranger: I WAS PART OF THE AVATAR CHAT WORLD :D

You: O

You: I WASNT LOL

You: TELL ME MOAR BB

Stranger: HM

Stranger: WHAT SHOULD I TELL YOU, LOVE

You: UHH IDK

Stranger: WELL

Stranger: NEOPETS WAS AWEOSME

Stranger: IT STILL ISS

Stranger: I STILL GO :D

Stranger: I WAS ONCE FAMOUS IN THE AVATARCHAT

You: I HAVEN'T BEEN ON SINCE .... 7TH GRADE

Stranger: OH WOW

Stranger: THATS SAD

You: DAMN THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

Stranger: I STILL GO ON EVERYDAY LOL

You: LOLOLOL

Stranger: I GET TONS OF NEOMAILS

You: LOLOLOL

You: CONVERT TO LJ

You: IT'S COOLER~

Stranger: I DONT UNDERSTAND IT :(

You: IT'S ALL GOOD

You: JUST LURK AND READ POSTS ON COMMUNITIES

Stranger: I JUST LOOOK FOR ICONS

You: O IC IC

Stranger: I LIKE PLACES WHER EI CAN MEET PPL

You: UH DANG

Stranger: AND MAKE FRIENDS

You: ONTD IS HUGE

You: BUT YOU JUST START COMMENTING

Stranger: AND THEN AHVE SEX WITHTHEM

Stranger: MAYBE

You: WOAH THERE MY HOOKER

Stranger: WHAT

You: VINCE IS DISPLEASED WITH YOUR PROSTITUTION

You: I THOUGHT YOU ONLY SOLICITED SEX IN FLORIDA

Stranger: FLORIDA?

Stranger: OH NO BABY I GOT ALL AROUDN THE WORLD !!!

You: THAT'S WHERE I PICKED YOU UP GURLL

You: DAMN

You: WORLD CLASS HOOKER

Stranger: YOU DID?

Stranger: IT WAS FLORIDA?

Stranger: DAMMMNNNN

You: YEAH GURL

Stranger: I MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY WASTED

You: I BEAT YOU UP REALLL GOOD

You: I THINK I'M GOING TO JAIL OR SOME SHIIT

Stranger: OH NO BBY I'LL MISS YOU :(

You: ILL BE OUT SOON

You: SOONER THAN T.I.

You: AND I'LL REMAIN SEXY WHILE DOING SO~

Stranger: OH YES YOU WILL

You: TYSM

You: THE POPO ARE COMING TO GET ME

You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You: BYE MY MIAMI HOOKER

You: ILL MISS YOU BB~*~*

Stranger: BYEEEE LOVE

Stranger: I'LL MISS YOU TOO BBY

You: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS~

You: JUST REMEMBER THAT

Stranger: FOREVER AND EVER BABE

You: AND YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE

residentcynic_x @ 2008-12-11T00:25:00

2008-12-11T06:26:13Z

i didn't think it was possible, but andrew mcmahon is impossibly more beautiful and perfect in real life.

residentcynic_x @ 2008-07-28T14:37:00

2008-07-28T19:38:54Z

I'M NOT DEAD.

check it out.

2008-06-16T21:51:14Z

http://on-ennui.tumblr.com/

residentcynic_x @ 2008-06-11T23:51:00

2008-06-12T04:52:31Z

ben barnes, you dazzle me.

residentcynic_x @ 2008-06-11T17:05:00

2008-06-11T22:06:00Z

"Well. They do say the quiet ones are the...freakiest..."

-Rikki